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When Is Too Much Pot Enough?
We can't smoke nonstop.
There are two reasons for this, first it is a big waste of weed if you keep smoking because you can only get so fucked.
And second, you WILL pass out if you smoke way too much!

Here are some ways to tell if you have smoked enough weed:
  • If you glance at the bong, only to be astounded that you've already packedit...you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you forget to smoke pot, you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you just toked, but can't seem to find the bong, you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you keep reading this and still make out of can't sense it, you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you can't find your ears, but like what they're doing; you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you couldn't hit the broadside of a bowl with that pinch of weed you're sure you had just a minute ago; you've smoked enough pot.
  • If gravity suddenly jumps on to the table, grabs the weed and spills it into the heater vent at your feet, then hides your drink; you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you suddenly and inexplicably are stricken with a monstrous craving for something you haven't eaten in fifteen years, you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you're out of weed...well, you're fucked; I guess you've smoked enough pot.
  • If you can understand the lyrics to "Subterranean Homesick Blues..." and comprehend them, you've smoked more than enough pot. I know them by heart, er...most of the time. For a bit more of a challenge and fifty bonus points, attempt "Louie Louie."
  • If you suddenly remember the name of that kid that sat in front of you in second grade; the one that used to sit on his hands and bounce all the time, but can't remember what you ate for lunch two hours ago, you've smoke enough pot.
  • If you sit on the edge of your chair, as enthusiastic as a mosquito on a meatloaf, while watching pro-fishing on TV, then feeling genuinely bad for the fish, you've smoked enough pot.
  • IF YOU PASSOUT!
  • If you're speaking on the phone, make arrangements to pick up a friend, then ask "Where are you?"; and *YOU* initiated the call, you've probably smoked too much pot.
  • If your friend, after the above, GIVES YOU DIRECTIONS!, and doesn't think to say, "Waittaminute, bonehead, you called me! And you don't know where I am???", your friend has probably smoked too much pot.

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